Perrit the Purple

Ahoy there! I'm Perrit! Perfect day to be at sea, eh? If you look carefully around my pirate ship with yer phone, you can find some magical stories that come to life!

I you like those Stories, you should visit my cousin Buckler! he's just East of here - with his nose stuck in a book no doubt.

The Life of a Pirate Ain’t Easy

 — Kenn Nesbitt

The life of a pirate ain’t easy.
You’ll have to buy lots of supplies.
A parrot for one of your shoulders.
An eyepatch for one of your eyes.

Before you set sail for adventure,
before you embark on your trip,
you’ll need to come up with the money
to purchase a suitable ship.

You’ll need a new chest for your treasure,
a hat and a flag and a plank,
some boots and a spyglass and compass,
which might take a loan from the bank.

Along with this other equipment,
you’ll need a new hook and a peg,
and these are the priciest items;
they’ll cost you an arm and a leg.

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